Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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