found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
Randomize
