is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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