so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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