"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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