Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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