dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
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Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
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I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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