We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
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then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
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Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
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