But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
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There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
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The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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