Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
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