Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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