I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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