Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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