Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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