Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
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