i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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