addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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