Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
