I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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