so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
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can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
The beers last night were like the tears from god
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
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Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
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