Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Randomize
