Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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