eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
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