Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
you traded sex for a burrito?
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
She bit a glass in half.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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