well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.