what ever happened to devon sawa?
i'm really worried about him.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
29 Cringeworthy Situations People Realized They Shouldn’t Be In
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
This is sufficient.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
21 Times Karma Showed These People Not to Mess Around
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.