what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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