whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
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We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
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Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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