"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Randomize
