alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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