.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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