I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
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I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
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Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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