You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
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last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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