Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
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Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
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I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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