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say what?
wanna hang out?
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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