whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
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