We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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