All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
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Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
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Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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