My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
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You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
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You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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