she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
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The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
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I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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