Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
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It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
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I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
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