so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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