NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
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ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
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He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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