Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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