yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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