Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
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That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
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Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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