How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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