ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
our cab driver is having phone sex.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
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