I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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