it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
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I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
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there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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