their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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