it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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