Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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