Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
We need a shit load of segways right now
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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