Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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