she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
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apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
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I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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