gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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